RUDY!

Rudy Giuliani continues in his quest for the presidency.







In this quest, he is seeking to emulate others to have the success rub off on him.

For instance, he's

More than the other major presidential candidates, Mr. Giuliani has limited himself to events with narrowly defined, friendly audiences, avoiding the kind of uncomfortable interrogations his rivals have occasionally faced.

Aww. Just like GW. Better not to actually face any rigor until you have to. He's waiting to take the America's Mayor out of the package, trying to keep it in mint condition as long as possible. Nerd.







And then, he is looking up to Rush Limbaugh.

"When "Giuliani Time" gives a glimpse of this Giuliani, it's mesmerizing. So, the smiling mayor fields a phone call during his weekly radio show. The caller is angry about city cuts to food stamps and Medicare aid for the disabled. Hizzoner is a pit bull to the chase.

"Hey, John," Giuliani tells his caller, "what kind of hole are you in? There's something that's really wrong with you. . . . We'll send you psychiatric help because you really need it."

As it happens, the caller, John Hynes, needs real help. A disabled lawyer, he suffers from Parkinson's disease, and he's had his benefits cut off and he's running out of medicine.

Nothing chills the blood so thoroughly as the sight of a powerful man turned gleeful bully."

And they have the video. Mocking the ill, Rush has a high five waiting for you when you go to pander to his audience.


What a guy, hmm?


Isolated, bullying, mocking, he is going to do GW SO PROUD!