Religious scam in Minnesota

From Pharyngula:

Minnesota has its own Christian ministry scandal, but it probably won't get that much national attention, since there's no sex and it's just the usual "minister fleeces flock" story. Mac Hammond runs one of those mega-scam mega-churches in a Minneapolis suburb

His line:

"Noah was the first investment banker," he said at the start of one recent sermon, which was filled with folksy charm, biblical references and business jargon. "He was buying stock when the rest of the world was liquidating."

From the Star Tribune:

He got one of many laughs when he said the Star Tribune story had "left out" his two motorcycles. He also quipped that his Porsche has been "an expensive ministry tool" because a State Patrol officer who gave him one of four speeding tickets he has gotten in it went through church membership classes. He said he buys expensive clothes because "if I look decent, I preach better, so I'm really doing it for you, amen."

He's in trouble right now because he has been using his church for political purposes (to promote Michele Bachmann, of course, who else?) and he's been skimming the cream off the church to hand him sweetheart loans for his personal real estate games and for his own plane. Jesus really wants him to have that plane. Here's hoping there's enough dirt on him to shut this con artist down.

The congregation was presented with the annual report, which said the church had $34 million in gross revenues last year and gave $3 million to charitable causes and evangelism.

Gee, where did all the money go?