God only let's the hottest girls in.

From Feministing.

The latest in the line of God related products. Sure, you could smell the holiness, wear the holiness, and eat the holiness.

But have you really embraced God's love?

Have you listened to Him and embraced his message?

Tammy Bennett says no.

Bennett is the founder of Makeover Ministries, which she describes as "inspiring women to look good from the inside out and to be supermodels for Christ. And it's based on Proverbs: 'just as water mirrors your face, so your face mirrors your heart.'"

Supermodels for Christ? [Clapping] That's just lovely. Bravo. That is what has been missing. And you should smile more as well.

Apparently Bennett has written a book, Looking Good from the Inside Out, where she tells girls that "beauty is a choice and it all begins with a relationship with Jesus Christ." And eyeshadow. Sigh.

Bennett about her book:

What do you hope folks will gain from this project? I want girls to know what it took me years to discover; beauty is a choice and it all begins with a relationship with Jesus Christ. When you apply the principles in this book, you'll become a "SUPER MODEL."

Have you embraced Christ? No. You must be very very ugly.